This here is OrbY,a mean and stubborn ogre that lives in the woods. I happen to run into him after he had just hunted down the very last surviving Unicorn! As he walked by me i asked him "why would you ever want to kill a unicorn?" he stated and i quote "fu@k off,go cry to mommy.....besides unicorn balls taste like skittles!) And after such a great intro he gave me the low down and told me,a LONG,LONG time ago he was a happy,cheerful ogre...until one day a few buddies of his happen to get him really (and i mean REALLY) drunk,they talked him into getting a tribal tattoo on his lower back,little to Orbys surprise they had the artist do a heart in there too. Well that pushed Orby to his breaking point,and well.....you see him now killing unicorns,eating there balls,crushing and snorting unicorn horn...he's a mess...
custom horselington...
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
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